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When someone talks about a huge creature that can easily weigh 200 pounds, grows to around 32 inches tall while standing on all fours, and has been bred explicitly for hunting, it’s easy to imagine a terrifying beast that they’d rather never encounter face to face. Fortunately, in this case, such an assumption couldn’t be more wrong.

Dubbed the “Gentle Giant,” the animal described above is the wonderfully adorable Great Dane, who, despite its intimidating appearance, is one of the goofiest fur balls you’ll ever meet. These days, instead of hunting, this dog can more often be found lazing on a couch with humans, which often results in a ton of hilarious pics that we then bring to you. Scroll down to see them!

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I Seriously Cannot Even! Todays Daycare Photo Of My Girl Who Is Absolutely Smitten With George, The Great Dane! The Face Says It All

I Seriously Cannot Even! Todays Daycare Photo Of My Girl Who Is Absolutely Smitten With George, The Great Dane! The Face Says It All

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    Thought I’d Share Our Great Dane

    Thought I’d Share Our Great Dane

    Name: Sorbonne Age: 5yrs old. Weight: 66kg. Identifies as: Small lap dog Favourite Activity: Walks or pulling on her ragger Favourite Snack: Ham Naughtiest move: Jumping on the kitchen counter and taking a chunk out of the Christmas turkey Biggest Fear: Bicycles

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    Being one of the world’s biggest dog breeds, Great Danes are truly mesmerizing and quite unique animals. One of the biggest factors that makes them stand out so much is their elegant appearance, as there are 10 officially recognized coat hues and/or patterns: black, black and white, blue, brindle, fawn, harlequin, mantle, merle, white, and silver. 

    And yet, despite their humongous size, these Gentle Giants are exactly as their nickname suggests—gentle. One of their best-known traits is their ignorance of their size; they almost always neglect the fact that they’re too big to be lap dogs.

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    Meet Tucker😍🥰🤍

    Meet Tucker😍🥰🤍

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    I Photographed True Love Today ❤️

    I Photographed True Love Today ❤️

    A 135lbs Great Dane and a 10lbs ginger kitty = true love!

    Wish I was the proud owner of these two bffs, but these cuties belong to my older sister. I just get the honor of witnessing their heart melting cuddle sessions for the next few days. I hope they bring some smiles to you all, especially if you are finding yourself in need of some warmth.

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    Animal behaviorist Julie Bond told Bored Panda that, in her experience, their size understanding appears to be practically nonexistent when it comes to these huge but nonetheless cuddly canines that will rarely miss out on an opportunity to climb into your lap.

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    However, since the Great Danes are quite easily spooked dogs, their size can become a problem if they’re not properly socialized early and they don’t get adjusted to various things, like loud noises. “A fearful Great Dane is frightening in that their size can make managing a fearful one nearly impossible for the average owner.”

    Fortunately, these Gentle Giants are intelligent and can be trained, given that you start doing that while they’re young enough since out-muscling a grown dog like that is a tough task. In addition, these canines love kids and can most often safely live with other animals just as well.

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    The World's Gentlest Giant On Foster Duty

    The World's Gentlest Giant On Foster Duty

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    I love seeing how comfortable and safe those kitties feel with him.

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    There are plenty of other ways in which these adorable dogs seem to reject the idea that they’re supposed to be elegant and intimidating. For example, Zeus who, back in 2022, received the Guinness World Record for being the world’s tallest living dog at just over 41 inches, was afraid of rain, which says a lot about his character. 

    Incidentally, the tallest dog ever recorded in human history is another Great Dane with the same name. Receiving his record way back in 2008, 155-pound Zeus measured 44 inches, reaching a whopping 7 feet 4 inches when standing on his hind legs. For reference, this would’ve made him as tall as Serbian basketball player Boban Marjanović, who can almost dunk without jumping.

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    Does Anyone Else’s Dane Always Rest Their Head On Something As If It’s Too Heavy 😅

    Does Anyone Else’s Dane Always Rest Their Head On Something As If It’s Too Heavy 😅

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    However, aside from their impressive size, Great Danes have plenty of other interesting facts. Descending from the Molossian dogs of Ancient Greece, they’re actually neither Greek nor Danish, despite what their name or origins might suggest. Instead, they come from Germany, and are even its national dog breed. 

    Or perhaps you’d like to know that Chinese writings dating as far back as 1121 B.C., as well as ancient Egyptian drawings, depicted dogs exactly like the Gentle Giants? And if you found that interesting, you might also like to know that in the Middle Ages, these mesmerizing dogs were thought to protect people from nightmares and ward off ghosts and evil spirits.

    This last bit is actually part of the reason why Scooby-Doo himself is a Great Dane. Of course, arguably the more important part of the character’s creation was the fact that his creator, Iwao Takamoto, was inspired by a dog of the same breed and name—minus the ‘Doo’—that he owned at the time. 

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    My Friend Looked Out Her Window This Morning And Saw Her Great Dane In Great Thought Sitting At The Table!

    My Friend Looked Out Her Window This Morning And Saw Her Great Dane In Great Thought Sitting At The Table!

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    Whether it’s for fighting the supernatural or just their wholesomely warm companionship, before getting such a dog, Julie Bond explained that you have to be prepared. There are plenty of things that apply to the Gentle Giants that apply to all other dogs, like the need for mental and physical exercise, training, a good environment, and similar.

    At the same time, there are some breed-specific things you should know. One such thing is that giant dogs with narrow/deep chests like these canines are at high risk for bloat, which is a condition that can lead to serious consequences. 

    To prevent this, the expert recommended encouraging your dog to eat slowly, feeding them in a raised bowl, and not exercising or playing with them 1-2 hours before and after eating. “And remember, an adult Great Dane eats 8-10 cups of food a day! You need to budget for that expense.”

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    The Only One In Our Family Still Enjoying The Stay At Home Order

    The Only One In Our Family Still Enjoying The Stay At Home Order

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    Little Too Big For The Chair

    Little Too Big For The Chair

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    The Reaction I Get When I Tell Him To Get Off The Chair

    The Reaction I Get When I Tell Him To Get Off The Chair

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    Ultimately, if there ever were dogs that you could call the embodiment of the saying “Don’t judge the book by its cover,” it’s Great Danes. And that’s exactly what’s so great about them because it shows us that no detail beyond our control can ever define who we truly are. In the end, it’s all in our hands, and everything is up to us.

    But hey, who knows? No one can say for sure that there aren’t any super serious and fearless Not-So-Gentle Giants out there, fighting nightmares and ghosts, protecting the world from evil spirits. After all, most myths and legends carry at least a grain of truth. 

    What did you think about these pictures? Have you had your fill or do you hunger for more? Share it all in the comments below!

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    Brother's Great Dane Had My Dad's Lil Man Straight Shook By His Mere Existence

    Brother's Great Dane Had My Dad's Lil Man Straight Shook By His Mere Existence

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    First Time Our 3 Year Old Great Dane Met Our 2 Month Old Great Dane

    First Time Our 3 Year Old Great Dane Met Our 2 Month Old Great Dane

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    Duke And Me Looking For People We Could Randomly Bark At

    Duke And Me Looking For People We Could Randomly Bark At

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    #22

    Big Dogs Can Be Scared At The Vet Too!

    Big Dogs Can Be Scared At The Vet Too!

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    My 80lb German Shepherd hides under the chair and becomes completely invisible.

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    Grandma And Great Grandson

    Grandma And Great Grandson

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    Carl Is A 4 Month Old Great Dane And He Is Available For A Nose Boop If Your Friday Isn’t Going Great

    Carl Is A 4 Month Old Great Dane And He Is Available For A Nose Boop If Your Friday Isn’t Going Great

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    He Won’t Stop Growing - Send Help

    He Won’t Stop Growing - Send Help

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    It’s A Big Ass Great Dane In My Building .. And Every Morning Trinidad Give Him A Hug Like They Grew Up Together 😂

    It’s A Big Ass Great Dane In My Building .. And Every Morning Trinidad Give Him A Hug Like They Grew Up Together 😂

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    Feeling That Friday Energy 🤪

    Feeling That Friday Energy 🤪

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    My Lips And I Are A Package Deal - Cute And Loveable 😘

    My Lips And I Are A Package Deal - Cute And Loveable 😘

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    Ollivander Identifies As A Lap Dog. Side Note. He’s 6 Months Old 😂

    Ollivander Identifies As A Lap Dog. Side Note. He’s 6 Months Old 😂

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    Big Dog Meets Little Cat

    Big Dog Meets Little Cat

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    Our 9 1/2 Year Old Great Dane Pearl By The Fire Last Night...she Was Shivering So She Got A Blanket!

    Our 9 1/2 Year Old Great Dane Pearl By The Fire Last Night...she Was Shivering So She Got A Blanket!

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    Topher's 1st Birthday Is This Friday! Ten Weeks, Six Months, And Yesterday

    Topher's 1st Birthday Is This Friday! Ten Weeks, Six Months, And Yesterday

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    My Puppy, Hodor (Great Dane/Irish Wolfhound) And His New Friend Dewey At Puppy Preschool. Hodor Is 10 Weeks And Dewey Is 11 Weeks

    My Puppy, Hodor (Great Dane/Irish Wolfhound) And His New Friend Dewey At Puppy Preschool. Hodor Is 10 Weeks And Dewey Is 11 Weeks

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    Hello! I’m Brewski And These Are My Cushions

    Hello! I’m Brewski And These Are My Cushions

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    It's important to remind your hooman who is in charge. Any other questions?

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    Great Dane Puppy Sitting On Labrador's Head

    Great Dane Puppy Sitting On Labrador's Head

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    Our Handsome 10 Year Old Great Dane

    Our Handsome 10 Year Old Great Dane

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    Our Kitten Sitting Between Our Great Danes Paws

    Our Kitten Sitting Between Our Great Danes Paws

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    Happy Mother’s Day To All The Moms, Dog Moms And Moms At Heart. 💖

    Happy Mother’s Day To All The Moms, Dog Moms And Moms At Heart. 💖

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    I Think I Have A “Petite” Girl. How Big Are Your Danes?

    I Think I Have A “Petite” Girl. How Big Are Your Danes?

    Hey guys! I would love to know how big (or small) your pups are! This is my goofy girl, Ivy🥰. She is 16 months old. At her last vet visit she only weighed 104lb, but her weight is perfect for her frame currently. I’m thinking she just might be on the “tiny” side. What do you guys think?

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    Dane Waiting For Food

    Dane Waiting For Food

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    He's Big, But He Doesn't Realize It. Every Morning At 5:30 He Runs Up From His Crate To Get A Few Snuggle Minutes In Before We Leave For Work

    He's Big, But He Doesn't Realize It. Every Morning At 5:30 He Runs Up From His Crate To Get A Few Snuggle Minutes In Before We Leave For Work

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    1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone times I'm up, sometimes I'm down and sometimes I'm in-between.

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    Happy To Say I Got My New Quarantine Buddy Loki!

    Happy To Say I Got My New Quarantine Buddy Loki!

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    #45

    Otis, My 8 Week Old Great Dane

    Otis, My 8 Week Old Great Dane

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    My Parents Great Dane Enjoys Sitting On The Island Chairs Like This

    My Parents Great Dane Enjoys Sitting On The Island Chairs Like This

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    #49

    Oh Hey.... Didn’t See You There

    Oh Hey.... Didn’t See You There

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    #50

    That One Friend When You're Trying To Take A Photo Together

    That One Friend When You're Trying To Take A Photo Together

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    1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am I missing something? They both look picture perfect to me.

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    #51

    My Great Dane Watches Movies Like A Human And Thinks I'm The Weird One

    My Great Dane Watches Movies Like A Human And Thinks I'm The Weird One

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    Our Great Dane Puppy Has Tripled In Size (20 To 61 Lbs) In The 8 Weeks Since We Got Her, Making Her Baby Teeth Look Super Tiny And Far Apart

    Our Great Dane Puppy Has Tripled In Size (20 To 61 Lbs) In The 8 Weeks Since We Got Her, Making Her Baby Teeth Look Super Tiny And Far Apart

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    #54

    What A Handsome Young Man! Happy Birthday Nash! 🐶🎂❤️

    What A Handsome Young Man! Happy Birthday Nash! 🐶🎂❤️

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    Small Car Big Dog

    Small Car Big Dog

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    #58

    Introducting The Great Dane To The Kitties

    Introducting The Great Dane To The Kitties

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    My Great Dane Thinks He’s Small

    My Great Dane Thinks He’s Small

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    A Lovely Pic Of Mine With My Mummy And My Sister Fleur. Hello To All My New Followers 💗💗💗

    A Lovely Pic Of Mine With My Mummy And My Sister Fleur. Hello To All My New Followers 💗💗💗

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    #61

    Darla Ate My Daughter’s Two Slices Of Pizza While She Was In The Restroom 😂

    Darla Ate My Daughter’s Two Slices Of Pizza While She Was In The Restroom 😂

    No regrets on Darla’s end lol. She’s a Pit Bull/Great Dane mix with some lab in there, confirmed by DNA. 1 year old 🎉

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    #62

    Is The Dog Behind That Beautiful Horse?

    Is The Dog Behind That Beautiful Horse?

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    Pop The Bottles Girls 🍾 Weekend Is Coming! 🎉

    Pop The Bottles Girls 🍾 Weekend Is Coming! 🎉

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    Some Days Are All About Chasing Sticks In The Water 🪵

    Some Days Are All About Chasing Sticks In The Water 🪵

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    My Boy Sleeps In The Goofiest Positions

    My Boy Sleeps In The Goofiest Positions

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    1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The boy needs to be neutered. Maybe waiting until he's one year old, which is best, to do so? Nonetheless, please spay and neuter your pets. If so inclined, Nuetucals, testical implants, are available for implant during neutering.

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    My Great Dane, Jumping For A Tennis Ball

    My Great Dane, Jumping For A Tennis Ball

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    #67

    Great Dane In A Small Bed. Her Great Dane Sized Bed Is Right There For Her. But No

    Great Dane In A Small Bed. Her Great Dane Sized Bed Is Right There For Her. But No

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    Babushka Dog Says Come Sit By Our Fire And Warm Your Bones

    Babushka Dog Says Come Sit By Our Fire And Warm Your Bones

    Had to run outside in a hurry because SOMEONE decided to wait until it was pouring to have to pee. She takes forever to dry off if she gets wet, but I couldn't find her rain jacket in a hurry. I used a Velcro-fastening bath towel and her dearly departed (and much smaller) lab sister's raincoat to protect her from the downpour.

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    #70

    “Tom. Get Off My Sofa!”

    “Tom. Get Off My Sofa!”

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    #71

    Happy Holi-Danes!

    Happy Holi-Danes!

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    Some Mornings, The Stairs Are Just Too Much Effort

    Some Mornings, The Stairs Are Just Too Much Effort

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    A Happy High Four & Toothy Grin From Ellie To Start The Day

    A Happy High Four & Toothy Grin From Ellie To Start The Day

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    But Why????…

    But Why????…

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    #75

    "Draw Me Like One Of Your Great Danes"

    "Draw Me Like One Of Your Great Danes"

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    Not My Best Angle 📸

    Not My Best Angle 📸

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